This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Randomize
