STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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