Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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