I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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