East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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