obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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