But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
