apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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