if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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