I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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