i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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