Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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