If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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