and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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