you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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