There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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