Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
wow bdsm is so cute
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