It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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