i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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