We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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