i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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