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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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