Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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