hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
