I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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