with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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