Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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