That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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