Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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