You really coming over, don't trick.
Me too!
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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