Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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