The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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