She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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