i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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