she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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