Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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