Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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