Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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