The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
This is my gift to your gina
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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