Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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