Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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