Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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