so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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