I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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