butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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