writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
