You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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