We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
