Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
there was a trapeze. enough said
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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