only if we run a train.
done.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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